Next Contestant, Nickelback

Next Contestant, Nickelback
下個不怕死的

I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
只消看她的穿著，
就知道我會教訓幾個想把他的混球

Each night seems like it's getting worse
情況似乎越來越糟，

And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
希望她晚上就請假別上班了，
免得我還得打退每個想把她的混球。

It happens every night she works
只要她上晚班，都是這樣

They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
他們會先去問DJ，若他們表態的話，她會怎麼回應。

Don't they know it's never going to work
他們不知道這是死胡同嗎

They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
他們以為只要請她喝酒，就能上到她

As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
他們都想把她
這次有人要倒大楣了

Here comes the next contestant
不怕死的又來了

[CHORUS]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
在我女朋友身上的手可是你的？

Is that your hand?
那是你的手？

I wish you'd do it again
你就最好再摸一次

I'll watch you leave here limping
沒斷條腿你是別想走了

I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
你就最好再摸一次
沒斷條腿你是別想走了
又有個不怕死的來了

I even fear the ladies
我也怕那些想加入戰局的女人

They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
她們不惹麻煩，但是更加瘋狂，
也一樣想把我的女朋友

Don't they know it's never going to work
她們難道不知道這是死胡同嗎

Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
她只要眨一下眼睛
就會有人摸她的屁股

Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
大家都想把她，
這次可有人要倒大楣了

Here comes the next contestant
不怕死的又來了

[CHORUS]

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
我恨死她的衣服
每個人都死命地看

Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
就不能找個他們配得上的嗎

This time somebody's getting hurt
這次有人要倒大楣了

Here comes the next contestant
不怕死的又來了

[CHORUS]
I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt
你最好就再來一次
似乎越來越糟
你最好就再來一次
這次有人要倒大楣了

There goes the next contestant
不怕死的又來了